
Its 230 BC, and you and your greek pals decide to pull up on the shore of what you think is Troy (to, you know, have a massive dramatic over-the-top battle) only to end up in a desert (freezing tundra for the most wonderful time of the year) infested with deformed Vikings.

Welcome to this "unique" and very difficult fast-paced rogue-like expierience where you are probably going to die in the first 5 seconds of your run. Challenge yourself and climb your way to the top of the leaderboard!

Controls & Info:

- E to summon soldier (50 BLOOD needed, BLOOD gained when Vikings and other creatures are killed)
- P to collect powerup (Powerups occasionally drop from Vikings and Ogres, can be used for massive and unique boosts of power)
- D to enable/disable debug mode (Used for, well, debugging)
 
Creatures you can find:

Vikings - Simple, very common, but can be challenging in hordes. They prefer to maul you and your army with their bare hands.
Ogres - Hulking beasts with an appetite for Greeks. Spawn every 20-50 seconds, with even one being able to end your run in a matter of seconds.
Thieves - Annoying fellers who are closely related to moles. If you can catch 'em early, you win. If not, they'll burrow underground and steal your precious blood.
Dust Devils - Quite literally sand storms. Can daze your army quite easily if you happen to pass into one. Some say they are actually a form of demonic spirit.
Hallucination - Y̴̑͜O̶̦̅U̶̼̠̎ ̵̺͕̈́A̵̫͌R̵͓̂̔E̶̯͓̽̾ ̷̰̕I̸̢̠͑̔Ń̸̢̚ ̷̧͉̃̿D̷͍͐E̷̖͌B̶̢͐T̷͉̊.̸̮̇͜͝ ̵͓̇̚H̶̬̽E̵̢̓ ̶̲͘S̶̛͔̽E̸͚̙͆͊N̸̈ͅŠ̷̭̺͛E̵̬͉̾͠S̵̳͗͠ ̵̖̄̚Y̶̥̗̾̂Ò̵̪̣Ủ̵̫͜R̴͉͓̐ ̸̮̺́͝D̵̢̥̂̑Ě̶̢̄B̷͙̻́̒T̸͎͊͠.̵̨͙͂ ̷̨̮̆͝Ȁ̸͙̽L̷̞̆̌L̸͍͊ ̶̜̞͝H̴̱̼͋͊O̵̜̅͝Ṕ̶̝E̸̢͆̚ ̴̪̹̕I̷̛͔̪͒S̷͙̉̅ ̶̬̖̀Ļ̴̔̾O̵̥͖̿͝S̶̢̈́̈T̶̞̰͛͗.̸̨͋

Limited creatures:

Krampus - Slay the annoying elf during the intermission and face him. There is a reward if you can manage to actually beat him.


Also, keep in mind that this game is currently in PRE-ALPHA stages, so there is a lot, and I mean A LOT more content (and bug-fixes) coming. The game is a little boring and unstable right now.

We Aint in Troy [🎄]